MoiseKen58 | Tip for Manchester United - Brighton | 16.09.2023

2:0 Result: 1:3 The red devils welcome the pecking seagulls as firmly as a father-in-law welcomes another virtuous girl who has fallen victim to the charms of his liar son. United are quite fickle, but the team's young talents Rasmus Huylund and Alex Carnacho run faster than a young man on a first date when a haughty girl tells him about marriage and children. I expect, despite their weak form, that the Red Devils will swatt the seagulls like a grumpy grandfather swatting at cheeky flies with his slipper. The clash between the pure royal subject Marcus Rashford and the white Chris Samba-Lewis Dunk will be creepier than the browser history of a pimpled nerd with a taste for def metal and gross anime.